Posted 8 minutes ago

j-willikers:

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Posted 9 minutes ago

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Posted 9 minutes ago

pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

Posted 10 minutes ago

yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg

(Source: msmarveldanvers)

Posted 10 minutes ago
Posted 11 minutes ago

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

Posted 11 minutes ago
ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

Posted 12 minutes ago

jmeistertube:

tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

Tritrickaayy trickay trickay trickay.

(Source: petercapalldi)

Posted 13 minutes ago

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

Posted 13 minutes ago
  1. me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
  2. me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
  3. me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
  4. me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
Posted 1 day ago
bewbin:

Pacific Rim 2

bewbin:

Pacific Rim 2

(Source: catgifsoup)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

Posted 1 day ago

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

(Source: yoururlsucksandsodoyou)

Posted 1 day ago

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.